One of my biggest pet peeves is when people wear button up shirts as jackets……
Lifes good :)
I’M SUCH A BITCH FML
Boy: Hey cutie, what's your name?
Boy: Oh cute, is that short for Elizabeth?
Girl: No, it's short for Lizard
Girl eats boy
Girl was actually a vicious Komodo Dragon the whole time
the-weekendxo asked: oh my :| are you rich by any chance haha
Trying to make a playlist for our family Christmas party and realising I only have like 5 songs that don’t have hardcore swearing in them
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk to me
me: no not you